Why hello there. I'm a collection of organic molecules called Magnolia.
But you may refer to me as God.

I am a mammalian amniotic tetrapodal sarcopterygian osteichthyen gnathostomal vertebrate cranial chordate.
I am twenty one years of age.
And I reside in Melbourne, Australia.
Everything else can be found here.


All I do is watch films and television, plan outfits, listen to music, go to school, eat junk and create things. Occasionally, I like to be pretentious and hateful. But I like you.


Well, mainly I just like James Ford.

September 9th
9:10 AM
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fishingboatproceeds:

Now available for pre-order at dftba.com in beautiful 18 x 24 poster form!

This quote was taken from a video I made and turned into awesome typography by 19-year-old nerdfighter Erin, who lives in California. And now you can celebrate the unironic and unabashed liking of things on your wall. Huzzah!

The posters are available in three color schemes: Pink, black, and blue.

They’re $12. And the first 250 of each color will be signed by me—because, you know, I like signing stuff.

Just bought the black one. :D

October 29th
11:18 AM
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"There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no human beings remaining to remember that anyone ever existed, or that our species ever did anything. There will be no one left to remember Aristotle or Cleopatra, let alone you. Everything that we did, and built, and wrote, and thought, and discovered will be forgotten and all of this will have been for naught. Maybe that time is coming soon, maybe it’s millions of years away, but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever. There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. God knows that’s what everyone else does."
—  Hazel Grace Lancaster, The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (via approachingnormal)
September 3rd
2:14 PM
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the-weasleytwins:

Look, guys, it’s John Green’s all-time favourite song!

Elmo has two ducks, quack quack.

Oh great. This is going to be stuck in my head now.

Thanks a lot, John Green. D:

August 24th
6:15 AM
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"Stupid Gallbladder
Not performing properly
I WILL KILL YOU NOW."
—  

John Green, in “Hanklerfish”

submitted by Joey

(via effyeahnerdfighters)

May 27th
4:18 PM

Now that John and Hank Green have tumblrs and are probably tracking their own tags,

the very real possibility exists that they are reading this post.

I am flabbergasted at the thought.

( Hi John. Hi Hank. c: )

April 5th
8:45 AM
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"I have two words for you: nerd boys. I know that nerd boys don’t sparkle in the sunshine, but they’re sensitive, they’re caring, they’re sweet, they’ll do nice stuff for you, they’re a little bit needy….I’ll grant you that they’re a little bit needy. Oh and lastly, let me explain something briefly to boys. Gentlemen, nerd girls are the world’s greatest underutilised romantic resource. And guys, do not tell me that nerd girls aren’t hot, because that shows a Paris Hilton-esque failure to understand hotness."
—  John Green (via collectormaniac)
April 2nd
3:00 PM
NERDFIGHTER FOLLOWERRSSS.
My friends bought me sing-a-ma-jigs!

NERDFIGHTER FOLLOWERRSSS.

My friends bought me sing-a-ma-jigs!

November 20th
3:45 PM
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AH, JOHN GREEN AND HENRY GREEN.SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.

AH, JOHN GREEN AND HENRY GREEN.
SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE.