“Her amputee boyfriend was cheating so she stole his prosthesis, but he kept hopping into strange beds.
The one-legged lothario next on Sick Sad World!”
Why hello there. I'm a collection of organic molecules called Magnolia.
But you may refer to me as God.
I am a mammalian amniotic tetrapodal sarcopterygian osteichthyen gnathostomal vertebrate cranial chordate.
I am twenty years of age.
And I reside in Melbourne, Australia.
Everything else can be found here.
All I do is watch films and television, plan outfits, listen to music, go to school, eat junk and create things. Occasionally, I like to be pretentious and hateful. But I like you.
Well, mainly I just like James Ford.
