January 2012
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Police jokes aren't funny so give it arrest.
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Jan 30th
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Anonymous asked: were you always this skinny?? wish i had your body :(
Jan 30th
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Armadillos have four babies at a time, always all...
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Jan 29th
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“Before I got here, I thought for a long time that the way out of the labyrinth...”
–  John Green, Looking For Alaska (via goodmorning-mylove)
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I’m just gonna let my body continue to hate itself and leave me in excruciating pain. I’ll just sip my chai and listen to Local Natives. It helps.
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hello--lamppost asked: Where do you find all these cute covers? And that dress in your profile picture?
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I'm actually in so much fucking pain right now.
euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh. ow my fucking body.
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“Lists only spell out the things that can be taken away from us by moths and rust...”
– Hey Nostradamus!, Douglas Coupland (via decorvm)
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fsemaj: I can’t be the only one who turns lights on with their face when your hands are full of food… Can I? Definitely not! :DDDDD
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gonzalololol replied to your post: I’m gonna go watch Atonement because James McAvoy. Peedophile raper-batch. With a pencil moustache, mmm. ^^^^^^ very accurate.
Jan 28th
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I’m gonna go watch Atonement because James McAvoy.
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I had a dream that my copy of TFiOS arrived in the...
My jscribble was red. It was so beautiful. But of course, my book has not arrived yet. It will come in three weeks. …I am dying to read this book. I have to keep avoiding quotes. (Sometimes I catch glimpses of them and they’re amazing. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I want it now.)
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“[It’s said it takes seven years to grow completely new skin cells.] To...”
– Brett Elizabeth Jenkins, December 21st, 2002 (via holdonmagnolia)
Jan 27th
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I'm home alone on saturday niiiiiiiiiiight.
It’s time to watch E.T.
Jan 27th
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Someone should take me out next week.
Because they should.
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Q: What is the sexiest book to give as a gift?
DH: Lolita, hands down. And then hands everywhere.
Q: Help! I need some good Valentine's Day date ideas!
DH: Stay in. Make gimlets. Watch Nosferatu. Repeat and fade.
Q: My partner wants me to talk dirty to him, but I don’t want to.
DH: Do it badly, once. “Darling, I want your scrotum.”
DH: Love is like promoting a book: Every so often, after a long day, you think, what in the world am I doing with you?
Jan 27th
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